Late Night Epiphanies

So I was talking to myself in the car on the way home earlier today (what's new?) and I started imagining myself as a guy picking up a girl. Given that I was talking to myself, I was obviously both the guy and the girl. As pathetic as this may sound, I think I came up with quite a gem...


Guy: Hey, I've been looking at you for quite some time and you look like you have some spice to you.
Girl: What? Do I look like I have cumin all over me?
Guy: Cute-min, yes. 
Girl: I lined that up for you.
Guy: Yeah, I know.... 

*and the rest is history*

Extremely lame and pathetic, I know I know. But hey, it was pretty punny, right? I'm sorry, I'm such a sucker for puns. But yeah, I feel like it was such a golden pick-up line given that both the guy and girl were just as witty. Oh well.